Chapter One

"Since you seem more interested in talking to your partner, Mr. Clifford, I suppose you know enough to tell us a little bit on the lesson?" asked Mrs. Calvin.

"Of course. Okay, class, today let me teach you about horse shit. There seems to be some standing before me that we know as Mrs. Calvin. Most horse shits are not water resistant, but let's see if this one is." Michael snatched Mrs. Calvin's cup of coffee and poured it onto her head. Mrs. Calvin yelped. "Ah yes. It appears to be sensitive to hot liquids."