The Great Thing That Happened Once

Just another lame PJO/HoO fanfic.
*WARNING* May contain scenes of weirdness, bananas, delusional satyrs, depacatation (which is very different from decapitation), random fandom character appearances, SPOILERS, peanut butter pickle sandwiches, loofah dragons, noodles, undead inanimate objects, camp wars, pandapigs, time travel, talking unicorns, talking pegasi, nerdiness of epic proportions, even more long-winded warnings, and Cheese 'n Wieners.
Oh yeah, and demigods.
Peas!

~Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats~