Unfortunately

As an orphan since second grade you knew your way around town. Since your parents were rich fools, and bought you whatever you want, you already had a phone and a laptop. Ever since you got your own room in the orphanage you watched YouTube like it was your job. So, every morning after breakfast you logged on, watched a crap ton of Markiplier, then of course sleep.
You and your creative mind come up with a plan to contact your idol through YouTube. You wait for weeks for a response from him, it even got you discouraged at times. Then, your laptop dinged. Your response got a taker. YES!