A [fore]word

David is searching his high school halls for greatness... and a girl. When she finally notices him, he's overjoyed, but less joyed to find out she has a set of tasks he needs to complete before he can even publicly associate with. He takes the task anyway, but he finds out out that almost every single item on the list is illegal. Can this introvertive Golden Boy work up the courage to impress her without getting expelled?

In case you're wondering what even this title means just read my lovely little introduction.