Don't Burn the Bacon

Harriet Lily Nicole Potter's life sucked. Capital S Sucked. So on a regular, normal, day, in regular, normal, # 4, Privet Drive, She REALLY didn't expect anything crazy, or life changing to happen, but it did. And this story is all about how one commercial on the T.V. changed her life, for better or for worse.

WARNING: FIRST FIC, FEM!HARRY, ABUSIVE DURSLEYS ( BUT ONLY FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER OR SO, AND NOT REALLY DESCRIPTIVE.) NO BETA, MANIPULITIVE DUMBLEDORE, DIARY TOM X FEM!HARRY, SEMI GOOD TOM, SEMI GOOD SNAPE, DUMBLEDORE AND WEASLEY BASHING, TWIN FIC, NEGLECTING POTTERS, AND PURE AWESOMENESS. NO FLAMES PLEASE, I'M ONLY AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL.