[Prologue.]

After Uzi consumes the black hole from Cyn's core, she inadeptly creates a whole different version of the main cast in another universe. However, how bad can it really be? seems pretty nice, Earth isn't destroyed or anything.
Meet Tessa, and her four goobers- erm, Worker Drones. They just moved into town, so they dunno who to talk to yet.
Oh, and Uzi? She's busy.
(Cyn doesn't have the Solver and Tessa is alive, by the way.)