1. The Elden Ring! The Elden Ring is real!

Reincarnation, the idea that a soul is granted a second life, and is reborn in a physical body. It was a concept I enjoyed reading about, and seeing the way different people utilized it to create interesting stories. That's all it was-an interest. Of course, there were times when I jokingly wished to be reincarnated, but it was a simple jest.

So with that being said, can anyone tell me... why in God's name was I reincarnated into Elden Ring of all worlds, into fucking Morgott, of all people! Like, seriously?!

Well... at least I know what the future entails, even if said future is complete and utter dogshit, and I also happen to have a gamer system, so all's well that ends well, right... right?