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HEY! YOU THERE! YES YOU, YOU LITTLE SCOUNDREL. I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE TO GET UP OVER HERE. Ah, pipe down little fellow- this is honestly just a book about me yapping about random things and getting characters involved in it.

"A-aren't we not allowed to break the 4th wall?"
Haha,
1. DILLIGAF.
2. This isn't canon and I'm the author.
3. This is going to be repeated on the first page.