what in sauron's asscrack

Harvey was your normal ass nerdy college student. She liked to party, watch movies, drink alcohol, read books... average, right? Well, yes. She was and she thought so of herself as average too. But what she never expected that Gandalf would be knocking on her front door on a Saturday night.

DISCLAIMER:
This was written as a mere joke, it won't be very serious. Harvey won't behave to ''womanly standards'' of that time.

TW:
mentions of drinking, violence, swearing, stuff like that.