Chapter One: I would call this a prologue but it's not sad enough

Falling for your best friend is the most clique, irritating and overall unfortunate thing that can ever, ever happen to you.
Especially if he's your brother's best friend.
Especially if his cousin is also your best friend.
Especially if his cousin has a crush the size of Texas on your other best friend.
Especially if the only other best friend remaining in this equation is definitely insane and majorly in need of some kind of professional help.
If you're still reading this then you are slightly peculiar and must be very bored.
Welcome to my incredibly sad life.