What a bad synchro day is...

I am a synchronized swimmer. I have more muscles than most guys. I can swim 50 meters without breathing. I have insane back and leg flexibility. I constantly smell like chlorine and have countless bruises from getting kicked. I push myself harder every training and still get screamed at by my diabolical coach. Yet I have to deal with people telling me what I do is not a true sport.
-Semibiographical short stories by yours truly, if you're curious about this strange, insane, and incredibly harsh sport.
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