Armless

Bittergiggle was a lot of things.

He was a jokester, an escape artist, a cunning trickster, and many other things that could describe him.

He was, however, NOT parent material. And he certainly didn't ask for a child! Especially one that was dumped into his arms with no warning, and told it was 'his mistake, his problem' to deal with.

Child raising was never part of any of his plans, and it certainly threw a wrench in his life. WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A BABY?!