I Have A Mouth And I Must Eat

The Earth is destroyed and devoured by none other than the gluttonous CaseOh. He's been keeping five survivors for himself, waiting to eat them one by one before he moves on to other planets.
I know this is poorly written, I wrote 6/8 of this at 2 AM and didn't edit it. This was a joke, lol. =]
Includes explicit derogatory terms