Korn VS Deftones

Chino Moreano hates nu-metal and wants nothing to do with it or his band be considered by the title. So, when Deftones gets compared to Korn, Chino loses and turns Johnathan Davis into corn to get rid of Korn. Johnathan Davis gets taken to the supermarket and gets picked up by a very special man (Fred Durst) and something beautiful between man and corn happens.