01. raining cats and visibly deranged people.

🫐: ❝ FUCK WHAT HOME SAFETY SAYS, YOUR CAT FLEW INTO MY FACE. YOU OWE ME, OPEN UP. ❞

──── in which Scaramouche is a runaway android and you are the owner of a particularly unpredictable cat. Somehow, this becomes the basis of your relationship with each other.

[ android! scara x gn! reader ]
[ dbh au, cross posted on ao3 @wanderstars ]