Welcome to Washington

Ah, you've arrived. Good. Welcome to the dawn of the New America. Out with the old, in with the new. It's one of my favorite mantras, especially when others have done the heavy lifting on my behalf. Thanks to a new, more flexible government structure, I, Wells Harley, assume the presidency at the mere age of nineteen. Reigning with me is my love, Speaker Daphne, my partner in both governance and affection. Together we've risen to power, and together we will do whatever it takes to secure our future. A wise man once said, "Power is a dangerous game." But I can assure you I'm more dangerous than any of my opponents.