It's a gender quality nightmare/epic dream.

I'm on the gender express train, but I'm asleep, while little knives and stones are being smashed into my head and I don't even flinch, I ignore the pain. That is until someone miraculously pulls it out and I wake up, looking at who did it. It's her, it's them, *cries* it's my best friend. My best mate. My best partner...for life.