Chapter 1. Short Negotiations

Yes, based on the title, this is the script that's supposed to be a parody of "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". Please don't judge me.

All credits for the original script go to George Lucas, LucasFilms, etcetera.

Anyways, enjoy, and... May the Fourth be with you all.

5/14/24 Edit: Happy birthday, George Lucas!

10/28/24 Edit: I forgot to mention that there's a Multiversal leak, where Destiny vehicles are spilling out of the Destiny universe.