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"A wahm to deh bumboclaat bwoy yah man me seh fi let me guh!" I shouted at him, he stood there looking at me with a smirk on his face.

"Chawgi me seh me want yuh and a yasso yah tan...tap eh bumboclaat noise a me fucking head nuh melia!" he spoke in an irritated tone.

"A who yuh feel like yah chat to suh dranko? I ask, growing more and more furious seeing that he was not going to let me out.
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NB: THIS BOOK IS PURELY FICTION AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LIVES OF THE CHARACTERS NAMES THAT I'VE USED!!!