꧁༺ 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽 ༻꧂

(𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)

"What's your type?"

"Tall, dark and handsome. Who's your favourite Sanrio?"

"Pompompurin"

"You basic bitch-"

You didn't know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy.

How hard can it be?

(𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)