Chapter 1 Shaniqa

There was a girl named Shaniqa, She lived in a stank house with her Stank mama. One day Falipo told her that she was stanky like her mum. She cried all night. "PEW PEW" Shaniqa heard something. It was Shrek! Wow wasn't she happy. "Oh Shrek" she said "I'm so happy to see you. SHREK SLAPED HER " GURRRRLLLL YOU ARE UGLY, DONT YOU EVA TALK TO ME" he then ripped out her weave. "HO HO HO"
Is that Santa? Shaniqa yelled while trying to fix her nasty weave. Santa flew into the room and stArted looking at Shaniqa.