Chapter One: A New And Shitty Beginning

Mr. Jeordie White is on a planet which he would rather not have anything to do with at all.

Life sucked for him at the moment- he was stuck in a state so unfamiliar to him, but at the same time so popular and well-known to everyone in the U.S. It was the "amusement park capital of the world", Florida. Jeordie never wanted to even leave New Jersey, but apparently, his parents moved away for Jeordie's sake. As he started his first day of his last year of highschool though, he would go on to meet a long and lanky guy who went by Marilyn Manson. The rest is recorded history.