The Shoes

Benjamin was many things. By that I mean he was average. The only thing unaverage about him was that he was a closet transvestite. That was his gift you might say. What this meant was he liked to dress up in woman's frilly things and flaunt his femininity. But only in the privacy of his own home, mind you.
"That," he'd say with an assured nod, "Is enough."

I'll share a secret with you though, that wasn't nearly enough.