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Nova, a prototype scrap drone, a Drone made in 1911 to help fight in the first world war and the second and the cold war and the... fourth world war and ... You know what he's seen a lot of shit and done a lot of crap in his time, but after CENTURIES OF STRAIGHT BULL SHIT, he was put as security for the Elliott manor, and out of all the drones at the Manor he was the most human drone, if ya catch my drift. So what happens when he's wiped from all databanks, and forgotten, left to rust away. Now he finds himself on a planet a looooong way from earth, with nothing more than the cloak on his back, 80,000 pounds of vicodin, and an absolute SHIT LOAD of alcohol of EVERY variety.... what will he do....