Short Alastor Poem to start this book off (AKA THE REQUEST PAGE)

A book with one shots from a bunch of fandoms that isn't limited to just one fandom. (Warnings⚠️-> Smut, Slight gore, Gay, angst.)
Things I WILL NOT be doing->
(Insest, Rape, non Consent Smut, dirty talk, uncomfortable topics, too much Angst, Zoophile, Homophobia, Abuse, sexual Abuse, Stalking, Murder, Death, Fetishes such as Foot fetishes.)

but here's some things I will be doing! :3 ->

(Fluff, Smut, Ships, cute Scenes, cute Scenarios, slight fights such as combative practice, slight Angst that turns into fluff, pet names, slight Smut which is practically fluff but a lil spicy, Drinking + fluff, Character poems)