Chapter 1 Planet Fire and Ice

Romantasy with 45% more cringe, 15% too many characters, and lame jokes.
Florence didn't plan to rescue the adorable Prince Blackstone, nicknamed The Damsel, especially since her slimy ex cheated on her with the prince's oldest sister. She is forced to deal with a 19-year-old evil queen whose tantrums involve murder.

Character List:
Prince Blackstone Kingston aka The Damsel, is a kidnapped human prince. His age is 22.
Florence Green is a tough-as-steel and strong girl tasked with the prince's rescue. She is a 24-year-old neurodivergent fairy.
Queen Petunia is a ruthless tyrant who isn't afraid to stain her hands. Age 19.
Wendy is a living dome that protects the kingdoms beneath her. Her age is 24.
Tribeca is a middle-aged woman. Her age is 48.
Astrid is Tribeca's sister, though many think she is her granddaughter. She is turning 10.
Griffin Redborn is Florence's ex. His age is 24.
Prince Thackeray Kingston is Victor's brother. His age is around 46.
Edgar Feather-Green is Florence's half-brother. He is 45.
Miriam is Florence's family friend. 70, but most think she's 47.
Seeker is a social worker. Her first name is Pretty, but she hates her first name. She is 31. Tribeca adopted her at age 8.
Victor Kingston is Blackstone's legal father. The prince is the oldest of the princes. He is 67.
Prince Alva is a former member of The Magical Four. He is 19.
Dad is Florence's and Edgar's father. He is 70.
Cora is Blackstone's sister. She is 23.
Kyle is the innkeeper. He is 23 years old.
Hansel is one of Queen Petunia's troop members. Age 9 to 14.
Ronda is Thackeray's wife. Her age is 47.
Dex is Ronda's and Wendy's friend. He is 24.
Queen Izz, The Lower Labradorite Queen, her age is 43.
Extras are Ralph and Jacob are Seeker's children, prisoners, officers, Alewife, Tribeca's father, guards, and troop members. Edgar's late wife, Warm-Ivy.