Do you have a crush? ( chapter 1 )

"Salt's OJ obsession has reached a surprisingly new low this episode? With the jealous pepper fighting back for the love salt. Though it might be easier then she thought. Will pepper decipher her complex feelings? Will salt accept pepper's desires and affections? Is pepper just a little sour, or should I saw "salty" about salt's crush? And will paper help get his boyfriend from the nefarious clutches of salt? Find out next time on Inanimate insanity imagination!"

"Wow nice job on the intro fan! You're a natural! Now let's get this tape rolling"

( uh warning this is really bad, because i made it like a really long time ago, Also read my other books if you like this one. )