announcement!! please read!

"God, I'm so boring and I'm so rude
Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you
The way you dress and the books you read
I really love my bed, but, man, it's hard to sleep when he's with me
When he's with me" - Olivia Rodrigo

Act one: in which Barbie Carson has to go on a quest with her best friends and a stupid blonde boy