ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!!

Heyyyyyyyy, congrats on finding this book, bro!! No? Okay. If you haven't read the title, I suggest you read it now. Have you read it? Ok, good. If you still haven't read it yet, I don't have any clue. Anyway, for those who did not read the title, this book is a fine source on the reasons why I am dead, so next time you study me at school, this book is all yours, but you won't study me at school 'cause I'm just one little, hopeless fangirl... Funny, the suggestion when I was writing hopeless was hopeful. Oh, suggestions bar, you positivity never lets me down.