Booty!!!

Do u wan to bee lick me? a bootiful, inenpentant lady? than reed my booc to helf u bee a beter persin in dis worlde ful of porn and disusting things! Cus dis worled needs selp helf!
(This is not actually Miranda/Colleen's book- I just wanted to have a little fun! So I just wanted to write what I think would be in Miranda's book!)