Quick Explanation! (Read pls)

Ah, The Stanley Parable, the video game sensation of 2013... It's a game full of never-ending narrative in a never-ending paradox, in a never-ending game... But in this story, there has to be a true ending, right? With secrets being revealed and escape so close... Will this ending ever be revealed?

(Warnings will be given in the story. Please read the first chapter to get an idea of the appearance of characters.)

(Any part that is listed with a: 🪣 is a shitpost and will not contribute to the story.) Now enjoy~