Chapter 1: Short Morning Introductions

[NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY]
(W.I.P)

Dan our protagonist (definitely not a self insert, not at all) is forced to join the so called: "Grass Eating Club" by a group of 2 boys and 1 girl by threatening to diss his country's image (Poland) at the school, and he had to cave in (bro's patriotic like that) even after what they did, he becomes good friends with them (not necessarily agrees with their believes tho) until 1 day a someone comes to check out the club, but after seeing the club's activities threatens to take the club down for health and safety reasons.
What will be the fate of our (definitely not favorite) club?

It's really stupid, this is my first time writing something so let's just say it's a s**tpost

Based on an "inside joke" from Chest_boter streams on YouTube

Inspired by: @AppleJuice7227

Dedicated to:
@______3 _____
@P3ar05
@Skill7Spark04
and:
Fnaf Dc2
(From YouTube)