(EDIT VER.) Don't get addicted to energy drinks kids

^^^ Title

(REWRITE OF OLD STORY -> READ A/N)

Was supposed to be crack but evolved into something resembling a plot with a potential endgame ship so 👀

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I thought of this and it won't go away. figured I might as well just write it and see what happens.

nobody asked for this but you're all getting it anyway

COVER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY!!! (haha unless it's Hype!Harry's sense of humor)