Aria

"They saw you at the café with me"

"Who saw me at the café with you?"

"The people who think that you know something"

"What do I know?"

"Nothing but they don't know that you don't know anything"

"They don't know that I know something?"

"No, they think you know something but they don't know that you don't know anything"

"What do I know!"

"Nothing!"

"Do they know that I don't know anything?"

"Stop! I'll die from this confusion rather than from the bullet in my shoulder woman!"

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