Slippery

Shrek gives his bestest friends botox injections!

Some things you should know before jumping in:
There's a lot of mayonnaise, gore, Joe Biden, Donalb Trump, Shrek, more mayo, more gore, armpit hair, and some other interesting things. (If you can't handle gore you're a limp dicked WIMP)

Basically the point of the story is to make it seem like my method of writing was to stick a pencil in my ass and start twerking on a keyboard.

My slaves nerfed themselves instead of writing a part 2, so it's finished now. *confetti*

I also marked it in the "spiritual" category. Cause Jesus would most definitely approve.

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