A lil itty bitty witty intro

Gwlp I just want people to read this. Anyone actually reading this has to be mentally ill, or just strongly agrees that I am. I almost always either write this in bed when it's past 10 or on the bus. Either way I'm pretty tired, so I have no excuse for how shitty this is.

Anyways, with that being said, ig I'll put in a warning for strong language, sexual activity, and verbal gore. Not really much of that yet bc I'm lazy, but you should fr eat a burger while reading this 🍔
Idk there might be some by the time you read this, I don't edit this description often. At all, really.