DIVORCED BEHEADED, AND DIED! DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED!

Random aah one-shots of Jupiter x Saturn because they are literally an old gay married couple jfc they are my dads *sobs*

THIS BOOK DOES NOT HAVE A PLOT
THIS BOOK WILL UPDATE RANDOMLY WHEN I AM IN THE MOOD
THERE WILL BE RANDOM MOMENTS SINCE THESE ARE MOSTLY DUMB SCENARIOS/JOKES UNLESS I STATE SO

maybe there will be angst :0 who knows...

ALSO I MIGHT DO SMUT FOR THIS ONE IF REQUESTED IDK-

anyways requests are open lol

[Posted originally on AO3]