Author's Note

A dragon, a dwarf and an elf walk into a bar...

But only because that bar is on their way to tracking down the lost heir in a last-ditch quest to save the kingdom from a very long list of very bad things. And also, quite possibly, because the more of the kingdom they see, the more they find themselves in need of a drink.

So, grab your halberd and your mead and buckle up - it's time for a road trip, fantasy-style.