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Ari has a bad idea. F**k the world's wealthiest man. It's just a fling. Just physical. What could go wrong? or... What do you do when two of your icons decide to embrace their villain era? You say f**k it and make them f**k. Or at least that's how I'm dealing with these problematic deviants. ******** I've been wanting to do a popcult fanfic but just couldn't imagine anyone reading it. Then I read Rocket It Off, a truly delightful story by occupyswift, I was instantly inspired to do my own crackship. I highly recommend Rocket It Off! Please go read it! It's beautifully written and so sweet. Mine will not be like that. My crackship is purely my own self-indulgence in Ari smut. And somehow that also turned into Elon smut. It gets weird. Cause, ya know, he's weird. I can't really imagine anyone reading this, but if you choose to, please bear in mind this is going to get explicit. We're talking XXX, which is perfect because one of the characters has a fixation on the letter X. Also if you hate either Ari or Elon, then I suggest you read something else. After all this is a crackship. Well, crack and ecstasy. Xtasy! Sorry, Elon broke my brain...
Almost Is Never Enough
