Plot twist

It's just something I'm doing for fun. It's not a book to take seriously.

SO a little backstory before I'm gonna waste your braincells when you try reading it.
I've got a bestie whos almost as crazy as me. I may or may not have made this worse by turning her into an army.
Anyway sometimes we come up with quite weird things while chatting. So I'm going to put some INTERESTING shit here.