Headcannons so yk what's going on (will likely be updated)

This is basically a crackfic because I did one as a joke to my friend and I said I might do this and they told me I should so shout-out to you, Rainbow :D

Warnings: Sexual themes, violence, threats, Mikado, Sdra2 spoilers (a bunch), headcannons, ships, opinions

Read at your own risk :D

(I am not liable for brain damage or loss of braincells)