TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God (opening)

You ever have a neighbour whose behaviour is so mind-bogglingly inconsiderate and so suicide-inducingly annoying that you just want to ask him, in a polite Canadian way, to please stop?

TurboJetslams isn't like that.

This short summer read tells the tale of one person's pathetic and hilarious attempts to single-handedly stop the destruction of a little piece of beautiful Canadian wilderness by the increasing numbers of idiots who couldn't care less.

What follows is the opening... (the whole thing can be downloaded, for free, at my website, jassrichards.com).