Preface

All day I had felt a strange and slightly malicious presence following me around. It certainly didn't help that the night before I had a seemingly foreboding dream. I didn't think much of it Tried to let it roll off my shoulders... Until I woke up in the middle of buttfudge nowhere, within the body of a stranger, a child, no less. And there was this incessant itching sensation that encapsulated the entirety of my being.