Cast + Disclaimer

"Cause I can see you waitin' down the hall from me
And I could see you up against the wall with me
And what would you do, baby, if you only knew?
That I can see you
Uh-uh, uh, uh
And we kept everything professional"
- I Can See You, Taylor Swift (Taylor's Version)

OR IN WHICH

A Black Widow makes her home in Hell's Kitchen and meets the devil himself.