This is only gonna be one chapter I am allergic to multiple chapters,,

*Oomf discussed Scott Pilgrim rarepairs with me and so Homopirate was born. Shout out to them, and if you're reading this is a tribute to you ^_^*

☆ Wallace is convinced by his boyfriend to go see the local musical on opening night. But little does Wallace know he soon finds himself infatuated with the mysterious lead actor. ☆

☆ This fic includes: ☆

- References to sex (no actual nsfw though)
- Drinking (a lot)
- Scott pilgrim dates a high schooler
- Cheating
- Vomit (but just like once)
- Tmasc Wallace Wells just because
- Autistic Matthew Patel
- Wallace x Other Scott at the beginning!!