The start thing of this book?

This is a book with practically anything that comes to my mind and I decide I wanna put that in this book then I'm gonna do it.
Some things in this book will actually be useful and some of it will be absolutely useless

It will most likely include:
-lame jokes
-cheesy pick up lines
-ways to deal with different situations/advice
-book suggestions/reviews
-rants
-song suggestions
-videos from YouTube that I want everyone to watch
-talks about food
-comebacks
-things that has happened that day and I wanna tell people (but I won't include names)
-fangirling
-telling you guys stuff about me
ANYTHING REALLY
*in the making of a cover*