One; Getting Ready

Elijah Hoffman had never been on a date in his entire life -- even when he wasn't over 500 pounds and pushing 36, he'd never even had a girlfriend or boyfriend before. Highschool was a nightmare, and he vowed to never tie himself down to anyone, keeping himself open and ready for his father's business, which he inherited in college.
But he met a nice guy. He'd be an asshole to turn down a coffee date with such a nice man, right?
Now, he sits awkwardly, waiting for this lover.