Drunk Off His Ass

An ex-drug addict. A homicidal 14 year old whore. A lonely stoner with purple hair. An accidental murderer. An emo who only wants to be a singer. A nerdy boy. An ADHD jock who is oblivious to the obvious. A gay boy with more emotions than the emo. A homophobic college student trying to become a teacher. A little girl who is innocent... for now. Add two crazy moms, both of whom have had several trips to mental hospitals. Good family, right? Actually... Yes. This is the story of Eli Emmett and his best friend Jaymee, all caught in the middle.