How the Eggman stole Christmas

Out in a lair on a faraway rock, neighboring the island of Bygone, lived a Doc. He constantly schemed and plotted to take down his enemy, but his goal was difficult enough already. And seeing everyone so happy always made him grimace. Especially, during the time of Christmas.

Doctor Eggman hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be how his sanity wasn't just right. It could be, perhaps, that his goggles were on too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that his heart full of distain was two sizes too small.