the whole school is rolling fake dice, you play stupid games

It's my first story. probably isn't the best. give it a chance anyway. thanks.
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"I am going to say something completely insane," he started, "I have two eras tour tickets"
"Good for you."
"No, I'm just one person."
"I see that."
"You want the tickets, it's yours, I just need a girlfriend until mayhem."
"What?" See he had to be crazy. They had spoken a total of two times.
"You work at a bookstore, you have to know this scheme. My parents are coming for mayhem, they are alumni. I need a girlfriend and I'll give you my ticket."